Yes I admit it. My blog -whilst a little all over the place- is supposed to have a central theme of living and working as a creativey style sort of person in London but I do seem to be updating quite a lot of transcripts from my sessions as a tutor. The only thing I can say is that, whilst trying to get a leg up in this business, one has to do certain jobs and this is one of them. There is no doubt in my mind that this is one that will add spice and ideas to my career in the future. So without further ado:
Lucy: What does the reproductive system do?
Child: MAKES BABIEEEEES!
Lucy: That's not the scientific term but sure. What is involved in the reproductive process?
Child: Eggs and sperm.
Lucy: And where do the eggs come from?
Child: The lady.
Lucy: And where in the lady are they stored?
Child: In the VAGINA!
Lucy: Nope.
Child: In her diaphragm?
Lucy: What!? No!
Child: Where then?
Lucy: What's on either side of her...uh...near the vagina but...
Child: Uh....
Lucy: Ovaries!
Child: Oh!
Lucy: Okay. Moving on. Where does the man store his sperm?
Child: (heartbreakingly proudly) In his ovaries!
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